Despite being cuddly, they are difficult to have as house pets. They will definitely not play fetch or rescue little Timmy when he has fallen down the well. Furthermore, while regular pets show their dissatisfaction with loud yips or chewing on a favorite shoe, these frisky critters will shatter your meager mental defensives with their insidious psychic powers of enslavement; trapping you like a prisoner in your own body to scream in silent horror forever. Don't let the kids spray it with water guns.
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