Posted by Jazhara7 at 2007-11-22 05:44:18 Voted 10.00 on 11/22/07
Nice. A little humour is never wrong, and you did a good job of it too.
- :) :) :) :) :) :) :) _________________________ Sounds like a job for....
Ta ta ta dah...
The Knights Templar
"Oh no, We're not falling for that trap again..."
Posted by sketchofme at 2005-05-22 23:57:26 Voted 10.00 on 05/22/05
A+ for originality. _________________________ soundless tones of dreamer�s tongue
in shadow�s filtered sight
thrash and writhe at shadow�s feet
for dreamer�s base delight
Posted by D&D Red Alert 2 ( 69.143.xxx.xxx ) at 2005-05-14 12:27:02
Swords are useless against tanks - but grenadelikes (and grenades, and deadly/epic electrical and fire/explosive traps, or that crossbow I stole from a guy that looked very similar to the copilot of a well known space freighter/
smuggling ship that makes "point five past lightspeed") aren't.
Actually, swords are actually very useful against a (non-automated) tank, at least if you're willing to try to leap onto the turret and attempt to hijack the tank (a la Halo)...
And there's always magic (Chain lightning - or any other lightning - is a problem for anything made primarily out of metal several feet thick which conducts electricity; Stuff like Time Stop is a problem in general) - and ANTI-TANK GUNS!
Besides, Tanks can't fit into a lot of areas, and what about uneven or swampy terrain? (or Player 4 on his trusty M1A2 Abrams and his two henchman in LAVs, or Player 5 who "summons" a squadron of MiGs or "conjures" a tactical nuke?)
What about Player 6 who reacts by "evoking" a giant beam of energy from above the sky - by radioing the tank's coordinates to someone in the Advaned Comm. Center - to vaporize the tank with a blast from the Ion Cannon?
Oh, that's right this is D&D not C&C! My mistake...
Well, actually, I wouldn't mind a Mammoth Tank or 20,000 myself..
My point: Tanks are f----ing powerful and [synonym of condemn] near unstoppable, but they are not COMPLETELY INVULNERABLE (Unless someone built an Iron Curtain structure and used its Invulnerability Device to make the tanks invulnerable; then they really ARE completely invulnerable (well, maybe not if someone else has a Chronosphere and a visible cliff, ore drill, body of water, etc., but messing with space-time is kind of cheating), at least for up to 30 (or was it 45, or 60?) seconds...)
Posted by Sissok (Dauntless) ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2004-04-11 18:47:00
BOOYA IT EXISTS!!!! AHHAHAHA ROFL
Posted by Alexeyev S ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2004-03-07 23:02:00
What about my publishing T-80U tank ? I think I can make it rideable...
Posted by Stonaris ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2004-03-02 09:33:00
I like it. I'd throw it in a module as an easter egg.
This is a compilation of the old system into a single score. There were 15 that made this score of 5.39 then rounded to 5.
Posted by Link Aylomen ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2003-12-05 12:27:00
Lol! nice to see someone putting some humor into Neverwinter :) good work.
Posted by Mantrid ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2003-10-19 13:10:00
Flintstone's
Meet the Flintstones
They're a lvl 20 barbarain part-ee
From the
Realm of 1337 hAxXoRz
They're about to pwn some nubs
Yaba-Daba-STFU
Posted by Mike ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2003-08-12 11:25:00
Where do you put the file???? plz plz plz tell me
Posted by Dalxanda ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2003-05-22 16:04:00
Are you insane man!!!??? A flintstones car... in Neverwinter Nights... I can just see it... Drizzt Do'Urden calling "Wilma!!!!".... :)... you ever thought about making caravans?... those would work well in the mod I'm making... if you could.. I'm sure plenty of poeple would use em.
Posted by Cypher000 ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2003-05-20 18:23:00
Maybe you should make sport cars and then email meh about it... (working on a Modern module (Death City Reloaded) - The matrix... story.. )
Posted by Drew ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2003-03-28 21:50:00
FLINTSTONES MEET THE FLINTSTONTES
there comeing to Neverwinter Tonight
nice work lol
Posted by Dogmanthing ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2003-03-27 12:12:00
oh come on, who cares if its the flintstone car, it is still damn cool, keep up the nice work
Posted by astan78 ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2002-11-19 20:32:00
Actualy, reading the whole thread brought a tear to my eye.
Posted by Ryuujin ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2002-10-22 08:15:00
+blocked+ rothgar i havent laughed like that in ages
Posted by Rothgar ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2002-08-10 11:38:00
You think you could make something better than a
flintstones look alike, maybe a T-37A (or just a T-37,
same thing just a little shorter and no floats). This
would be really cool, especially if it was possible to
drive the T-37, I can imagine it now.
Player 1- "I think I hear a Dragon or something, draw your
swords men."
Player 2- "That doesn't sound like a Dragon to me Player
1, maybe we should turn back."
Player 1- "Don't be stupid, we are level 20 with some of
the most powerful weapons in the game."
Player 3- "S**T F**KIN RUN IS HUGE MOTHERF**KIN RUSSIAN T-
37, jesus f**kin..."
BOOOOOOOOOOOMB
All Players- "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH."
Rothgar- "MUHAHAHAHA your puny swords are nothing against
the might of my tank."
Player 1- "STFU YOU CHEATIN SOB, come on we're leaving."
Rothgar- "Yes, flee for your lives."
Player 1- Leaves
Player 2- Leaves
Player 3- "FU" Leaves
Rothgar- "Great...what the hell am I going to do now."
Posted by Redhay ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2002-07-04 17:06:00
Thats what i liked about it... the Flinstones look alike..
but a will never let the players in my campain use it
though..
good work.. i like it
Posted by drzero ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2002-06-25 11:38:00
hurrikcane - i think that's the point. =)
Posted by Hurrikcane ( 06/23/02 21:16..xxx.xxx ) at 2002-06-23 21:16:00
Looks like a Fred Flinstone ripoff. Sorry, not trying to
insult you but it isn't anything I'd jump into in an
emergency.
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