Ewille, the aging adventurer's retirement community, has been robbed of its protector. This device may have been mistaken for dessert.
The sweet smells of baked goods and stale humor permeate this carbohydrate enriched tale.
Recommended for Player Characters of Level 3-4/Any Good Alignment. Level-up Penguin(As Seen onTV) included. Although most areas can be accessed immediately, some quests may require stronger PCs. The "Try and Die" or "Run Away" methods may be necessary.
NOTE: "bakersdozen.hak" is required for game-play. It is only 220Kb
Posted by Mirgalen at 2011-12-17 21:04:19 Voted 1.00 on 12/17/11
A parody module does not have to be absurd and/or unplayable does it?
I found that "holy cow" with 6 AB, disarm feat and a bunch of healing potion. Right. The thing chased my char all the way to town and killed pretty much everything that could move.
Module Deleted.
Posted by Vorpal at 2007-07-10 22:11:30 Voted 8.00 on 07/10/07
Congratulations on creating a genuinely amusing module, especially given the fact that many of the modules in the 'humourous/parody' category are about as amusing as testicular cancer. This one was entertaining without being puerile or just plain dumb. What's more, it was pretty much bug free.
Highlights:
The fashion police.
The peanut butter golem.
Derek the cow.
The really, really tired guy.
The goblin pie ransom. (I just about spat tea all over my keyboard.)
Goldie's Locks and the three bears.
Lowlights: (or weird stuff I noticed)
Merely was spelled "meerly". Pedantic I know, but everytime I clicked on a prop door this flashed up on my screen, and it started to annoy me.
There are two pictures in the Ewille town hall that are floating in mid-air rather than actually placed on the wall.
Some chests hadn't had their hardness or hitpoints reduced. Spending half an hour bashing away at a chest only to receive three gold pieces and an amethyst for your trouble is somewhat anti-climactic.
Hidey Flies takes forever to kill. She's a cleric so she has numerous healing spells at her disposal, which is fine. But after I'd spent an eternity beating her viciously until she'd exhausted her spells, she started chugging down potions of cure critical wounds. I swear I aged a year in the time it eventually took her to die.
Having said all that, it was time well spent. I had fun, and laughed myself silly, which was what you were hoping for I imagine. Mission accomplished. Well done.
Posted by mcwkjoyce at 2006-06-22 09:11:35 Voted 8.00 on 06/22/06
A fun little module, with a few unbalanced fights. Definitely should be recommended on the "overlooked" module list. Thanks for letting me play it.
**SPOILERS WARNING**
There is an altar in the southwest corner of Ewille. Place the donuts in here and Shazam...
Posted by Shadowgal ( 207.81.xxx.xxx ) at 2006-05-21 12:34:24
Love the game! I've got all the doughnuts but I don't understand what Mayor Horton meant about "gather all the doughnuts". I know it has to do with getting Ye olde bakery open but how? Help!!
Posted by tenge at 2006-04-07 12:46:02 Voted 9.75 on 04/07/06
cant give it a ten cuz i aint done
but it is fun and has a nice strange sense of humor
The Gypsy in the dessert has Donut 1 which he will gladly trade for the heads of the Giant and the Wizard. Donut 5 is the reward for returning the Pardee Guy's clothing. Jack and Jill in PoomPoom Galinha have the Donut called 9. Good Luck my friend.
Posted by mcwkjoyce at 2006-03-08 07:46:10 Voted 8.00 on 06/22/06
Hi,
Enjoying this so far, but need help. Where is donut number 1, 5, 9? Help!
Mama's son requires the head of Tony to verify the completion of the rescue. Perhaps I should have scripted the sneak rescue alternative. I won't have time to change and repost this module, but I will keep this in mind for any future modules that I create. Thanx!
OK, I open Mama's cage and she thanks me for freeing her and disappears, but there's no change in the journal and, when I get back to the Inn, her son asks me if I've found her and my only option is to respond "Not yet." I should mention that there was no fight - I was invisible at the time.
Posted by Shemingy at 2005-08-29 11:56:17 Voted 10.00 on 08/29/05
Very entertaining. Keep up the good humor.
Posted by Shemingy ( 142.161.xxx.xxx ) at 2005-08-28 17:10:50
Very entertaining.
Posted by Shemingy ( 142.161.xxx.xxx ) at 2005-08-28 17:10:15
Very entertaining.
Posted by kmc at 2005-08-16 12:07:53 Voted 7.75 on 08/16/05
Nicely made short module. Well worth playing. _________________________ KMc
Posted by Thirdpres at 2005-08-14 16:46:56 Voted 8.25 on 08/14/05
Fun little module. Thanks for making it and putting it up for us to play with.
Posted by Lomondra at 2005-08-14 06:01:33 Voted 9.00 on 08/14/05
Glitch free, funny, many surprises, enjoyable short romp. Keep up the good work. _________________________ Does this armor make my butt look big?
Half way through playing this and I just had to post to say what an amazingly funny mod! Combat is a little hard for the starting level suggested, but definately worth sticking with for the jokes alone.
Half way through playing this and I just had to post to say what an amazingly funny mod! Combat is a little hard for the starting level suggested, but definately worth sticking with for the jokes alone.
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