Bored of being rich and never having felt old men's hands on her virginal body, Siessa Stormbum embarks on an epic adventure to fight for her right to have sex. You are guaranteed to be drawn in by this children's story, because it contains sex! It's ideal for horny old virgins and cat ladies. WAIT. Wait a little. Cat ladies...? I take it back...
Warnings:
* THIS IS A PARODY and unless you agree with my point of view, you WILL find it insulting.
* You need to play a female character in this module.
* The amount of "roleplaying" provided is only called Medium nowadays. It's actually Lite Deluxe.
Credits:
* This module DOES NOT contain NinjaWeasel Man's Intimate Animations.
* It does contain a vicious house cat and a sexy monkey from other people's hak packs, as well as over 1100 words of breathtakingly erotic dialog and even more in the cutscenes!
* Exactly 9.3333 hours of my LIFE went into the making of this and I almost died! (from laughing)
* You should respect me because I'm doing this for FREE! I could be having sex for money instead!
* Sadly, there is still no edible poop in the module, but it may come in a later update.
* Haters gonna hate. It's a dark world we live in.
Posted by Deris at 2012-10-26 10:25:23 Voted 4.00 on 10/26/12
Sure it's a parody but not a very interesting or funny one.
Posted by SkyRider at 2012-10-23 11:42:49 Voted 5.00 on 10/23/12
OK, this was a joke as stated. Spoiler: there is no sex!
Posted by ScruffyLad at 2012-10-15 19:49:20 Voted 2.00 on 10/15/12
A short joke module, with lots of sex and poop jokes, not a terribly complete mod. (Oh, it has an end, all right...)
Not everyone's cup of tea. On the other hand, if your humor runs to the scatalogical, you might very well find this hilarious. To each his or her own...
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