Inspired by the creator of hairy_leathermen.hak, I decided to create portrait files of big, sexy guys. Though they are all based on photos of actual humans, they could be used for half-elves, and a few (maybe with some alterations) with half-orcs. There are a total of 30 portraits, using a variety of racial/ethnic types. Most of the portraits have a smooth, body-builder physique, though there are a few of the athletic build, and a few that are real bears. None of the portraits have frontal nudity, though some are R-rated. It's about time there was a collection of erotic portraits for male characters!
Hillarious! I like my guys skinny & androgynous, but Pierce would download this in a second & give it a 10.
JHey guys, gay people play D&D video games too, just like us crazy hermit chicks. Rawr!
Posted by Paco650 at 2008-08-02 23:29:54 Voted 9.00 on 08/02/08
Would've rated higher if the effects weren't so cheesy. Maybe they were drawn with one hand?
Posted by kaosu1313 at 2007-07-31 04:00:50 Voted 10.00 on 07/31/07
*would shout "BE NICE!!!" in a very clear way, but would then start ranting* *simply beams at the submission and draws a 10 for effort* ^_^
Posted by coffeethrall at 2005-12-31 15:38:31 Voted 9.00 on 12/31/05
"And regular guys I know wouldn't want to run around all day with their hand on their balls."
The ones I know do exactly that, either literally or metaphorically. :-) Bravo to the creator for these...I thought the photoshopping was well-done. Of course, I've seen most of these in their original forms, and know there's a reason you needed -tower- shields in several cases... *wink*
Posted by Reluctantly Human at 2005-08-10 08:46:04 Voted 7.00 on 08/10/05
And yet somehow I suspect there is less controversy over the half nude/full nude female models on the Vault... go figure.
Posted by EskimoJoe ( 67.83.xxx.xxx ) at 2005-07-27 13:31:28
ALthough nothing directly wrong with these portraits o_O, I dont get the point of them, only girls or gay people would be attracted to these pictures, regular guys wouldn't. And regular guys I know wouldn't want to run around all day with their hand on their balls. Girls aren't going to make guy chars for all I know, no offence, but if I saw a guy with this portrait I'd run away..
Posted by Xthon ( 216.75.xxx.xxx ) at 2004-05-25 12:50:00
Apparently there is some call for such a portrait set. The number of downloads has been slowly increasing.
I am working on another set of male portraits. I am doing more work with cropping, focus, and lighting (and less poor editing or painting). The new portrait set will be done this weekend.
Xthon
Posted by PyroDrew at 2004-05-23 13:38:05 Voted 3.00 on 05/23/04
Posted by Blue_Devil at 2004-05-20 20:14:45 Voted 1.00 on 05/20/04
Rather distasteful
Posted by InsensetiveJERK ( 24.129.xxx.xxx ) at 2004-05-18 13:44:00
Now I have not made a post in a long time feeling that my rants and insults were not doing any good in puching portrait makers to post portraits more responsibly and not clog this archive with stupid fashion models and fuel for the perma-virgin geeks whose only nookie involves a computer screen and their rosy palm. Seeing this just makes me think one thing.....AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA masturbate to that you freaks...finally some scantily clad men to disturb you...eat that
Posted by Anonymous ( 205.188.xxx.xxx ) at 2004-05-17 15:58:00
I understand the attraction to burly men. Really. I do. But... sexy... might not be the word for it... and cupping is not the way to go... and might wanna work on the editing a bit...
And why is the old monk at the end ballet dancing?"It is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're an idiot, than to open it, and remove all doubt..." - Mark Twain
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Posted by Aijin at 2004-05-17 12:04:04 Voted 8.00 on 05/17/04
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