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Title

Newest Warrior Wear

Author

wyz

Submitted / Updated

06-22-2005 / 06-22-2005

Category

Human

Gender

Male

Format

BioWare Standard

Description

Gentlemen and Warriors! Now you, too, can shiver your timbers, at home or abroad, in the newest warrior wear for him. In the interest of equality, we've created what you've been asking for. Yes, it's the chainmail bikini.. briefs. No need to fuss with all that heavy plate mail anymore! You can have the same protection that the sexiest women get in battle! Look at them! It hasn't done them any harm.

Disclaimer: We will not be held liable for injuries sustained while wearing the Chainmail Brief. Wearing insufficient protection into battle can expose a person to considerable risks, including serious injury or death. Not to mention the frostbite our model got while posing for this portrait.

Files

Name	Type	Size	Downloads
po_hu_m_wyz_01.zippo_hu_m_wyz_01.zip Submitted: 06-22-2005 / Last Updated: 06-23-2005	zip	332.23Kb	271
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Comments (14):

Posted by Winterheart at 2007-01-12 05:28:28 Voted 10.00 on 01/12/07

OMG! This is hilarious!

Posted by Zephyrys at 2006-08-24 19:07:56 Voted 10.00 on 08/24/06

Hahaha, the winter backdrop was a nice finishing touch to a hilarious portrait.

Posted by Randalish at 2006-08-24 02:07:52 Voted 10.00 on 08/24/06

I'll never use this portrait. I don't even like it.

But it still is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Great work! A lot of fantasy 'artists' need to be forced to hang this picture above their desk, in case they're tempted to draw a chainmail bikini.

Posted by KamiBushi at 2005-09-08 15:36:35

WHO THE F***ING HELL WOULD GO INTO COMBAT IN AN IRON THONG?! AND WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN THE SNOW?!!! HE'D FREEZE HIS NADS OFF THERE!!!!
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ALL SHALL FALL IN GLORIOUS DEATH!!!!!

Posted by Me ( 24.10.xxx.xxx ) at 2005-07-12 14:19:57

Hmm. Double standard there.

Posted by Anva at 2005-06-28 10:33:25

You = my hero :)

Posted by Anva ( 209.151.xxx.xxx ) at 2005-06-28 10:28:41

You = my hero :)

Posted by Jarandel at 2005-06-27 12:28:13 Voted 8.50 on 06/27/05

Muahahah, sweet revenge for all the chainmail bikinis :D

Posted by Anonymous ( 66.109.xxx.xxx ) at 2005-06-26 11:07:28

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Posted by Olivia_Chillia at 2005-06-23 06:58:16 Voted 10.00 on 06/23/05

This gets a 10 for the concept.

Posted by Olivia_Chillia at 2005-06-23 06:57:43 Voted 10.00 on 06/23/05

ROFL! It's about time! Nicely done. Though perhaps a little too realistic. He should have a "come hither" look, not a "get me out of this snowbank" look. ROFL. I love it! I'm going to give it a 10 just for the concept.

Posted by wyz at 2005-06-23 05:37:17

Well, crap. That's what I get for leaving this window active while the cats are feeling crazy. lol
I couldn't resist the briefs after seeing all the scantily clad maidens of death there seem to be running around in their undies (and less).

Posted by wyz at 2005-06-23 05:22:52

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Posted by eb52t at 2005-06-22 21:53:03

LOL! You just know someone's going to do this...
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Timmmeahhhhhhhhh!!!!!

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