'What's that horrible noise?' asks Johann The Brave, 'It's terrible!' he says as he covers his ears. 'I think,' starts the old wizard, 'That this is music.' 'MUSIC?!?!' the party exclaims in unison. 'Yes' says the wizard 'It's most definitely some sort of music, though what race makes such a cacophony I can not speculate. Suffice it to say, these are probably not friendly monsters!' --- This is a jumbled, noisy piece that is meant to be used in modules as a 'surprise' for the party- Something to rattle their nerves, tick them off, and let them know that the residents aren't friendly, or at least don't understand anything about rhythm and seriously lack musical taste. This is hard on the ears, and it's meant to be. If any of you comments that this sounds awful, I'll know I have done my job. Enjoy!