he's new, he's pretty ugly and he's awfully shy. Please don't point at him and laugh. He'll introduce himself very well - silence and pay attention:
"Hello classmates! I know I'm ugly! I know I'm shy! And do you know why? (Wow, a rhyme!)
My creator didn't care much about designing trailers. He is more into this dialog-, character-, designthingy. In fact he's having hot sex with Mr. Design Document (There's no denying - last time both of you were a little bit *too* naked to be *just* best friends) the whole day long while neglecting all his fabulous trailers! So we are sitting here in the corner and are dying slowly. Just like a beautiful plant without water. I should stop wallowing in self-pitty, right? Okay.
Hello classmates! I'm Asylum's second trailer! And although I'm pretty ugly I'm representing something very beautiful! Isn't it strange?
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Stop!
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Stop it!
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Stop pointing at me!
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Stop laughing!"
Ladies and gentlemen,
you weren't listening to my orders. I guess I'll have to discipline every single boy and girl in class: Download and view Asylum's second trailer! This should be punishment enough!
10 - A Masterpiece, Genuinely Groundbreaking 9 - Outstanding, a Must Have 8 - Excellent, Recommended to Anyone 7 - Very Good, Deserves a Look 6 - Good, Qualified Recommendation 5 - Fair, Solid yet Unremarkable 4 - Some Merit, Requires Improvements 3 - Poor Execution, Potential Unrealized 2 - Very Little Appeal 1 - Not Recommended to Anyone
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