Poor Attempt at Humor, Failed Parody, Piece of Trash
Patch
1.04
Description
A Serious Problem...Seriously. A Completely, Utterly Stupid and Pointless NWN2 Adventure that is most definitely not created by Hall of Fame author Alex "Hugie" Hugon
DISCLAIMER: This is a module I made in about 5 hours of work. Keep that in mind while you waste 10 minutes playing it. I took basically one day off from development of my real project, Moonshadows.
You are Ricardo--just Ricardo--a recent graduate of the prestigious University of Anti-Seriousness. Upon terminating your studies in the honorable arts of Clown-Slaying, Joke-Telling, and Seriousness-Prevention, you received a summons from an old friend of yours, a high-ranking official in the Ministry of Anti-Seriousness named Mr. Fancypants.
This is a completely stupid, idiotic waste of time and you should only play it if you (a) like stupid jokes--and I mean really stupid jokes; (b) don't mind wasting time, and; (c) don't mind completely linear gameplay that will probably take 10 minutes to finish.
If you laugh a single time during this adventure, I will have accomplished my goal. Enjoy, if at all possible.
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INSTALLATION:
-place 'ricardo1.bic' in your NeverwinterNights2\localvault\ directory.
-place 'A Serious Problem.mod' in your NeverwinterNights2\modules\ directory.
-prepare to be amazed.
-be amazed.
-Vote...or not.
This is the uber version of Ricardo; apparently those clowns are a bit vicious for a 1st level bard specializing in greataxe-fighting. This guy is *still* a 1st level bard specializing in greataxe, but he's a bit better equipped... ;)
This is the kind of thing you'll have to deal with if you download this module.
This is Ricardo, with whom you must play the module. Unless, of course, you don't mind all the people in the game calling your precious little character "Ricardo" instead of his or her real name. Oh, also, Ricardo really has a feather-tipped hat that is not shown in this picture.
Haha thanks Caradog. :) @taltamir: Yup.....that's the end. :D _________________________ Alex "Hugie" Hugon Writer - Ossian Studios NWN2: Mysteries of Westgate - NWN2's first Adventure Pack Moonshadows - An Action-Packed, Story-Driven Adventure in the Forgotten Realms [Development Blog] The Third Sign - A Novel-to-NWN2-Module conversion of Gregory A. Wilson's book [Purchase from Amazon]
Posted by Caradog at on01/28/08
Heh, just finished Moonshadows Ch.1 so I thought I'd try this. Yep, I laughed out loud a few times - isn't that sad? Drizzle boring someone to death by moralising at them, the cat cleaning up on life insurance claims and, most especially "Then we shall fight in the sha... STOP! Don't finish that sentence! Do you want us to get sued?" Worth having a look at for the conversations - nice writing style and a sense of humour. _________________________ "Never be afraid to be the first one to resort to violence"
Posted by taltamir at 2008-01-2719:41:53
ok so... i kill the clowns, meet mr serious, talk to him, he tells me I shouldn't use the dynomite yet, save it for later. I throw tea, I talk to him, he laughes, he dies, I am unable to move or use anything... is that the end or was there supposed to be something more afterwards? _________________________ I do not have a superman complex; for I am God, not Superman!
Posted by Alex at 2008-01-2415:13:53
1000 downloads!!! :D hahahaha _________________________ Alex "Hugie" Hugon Writer - Ossian Studios NWN2: Mysteries of Westgate - NWN2's first Adventure Pack Moonshadows - An Action-Packed, Story-Driven Adventure in the Forgotten Realms [Development Blog] The Third Sign - A Novel-to-NWN2-Module conversion of Gregory A. Wilson's book [Purchase from Amazon]
Posted by grassBlade at on01/10/08
Brought to mind a verrry old CRPG game that involved taking out killer clowns in a Florida circus town and Monty Python's Silly Walk sketches.... And now, for something completely serious... _________________________ Where the World Once Stood the blades of grass cut me still
Posted by bone4lyf at on12/26/07
In the early days of NWN2, there weren't many mods to play. Hugie to the rescue. This is a fun mod that can be enjoyed to its fullest in one game session. Good job on an amusing diversion. _________________________ Jeremy, Son of Perry
Posted by Alex at 2007-10-2409:28:23
Hahaha, thanks carbone. :) _________________________ Alex "Hugie" Hugon Writer - Ossian Studios NWN2: Mysteries of Westgate - NWN2's first Adventure Pack Moonshadows - An Action-Packed, Story-Driven Adventure in the Forgotten Realms [Development Blog] The Third Sign - A Novel-to-NWN2-Module conversion of Gregory A. Wilson's book [Purchase from Amazon]
Posted by CarboneXIV at on10/20/07
Totally hilarious module. I would give it a 10 but for the imposition of a weak-ass character (I had to cheat to kill the stupid clowns). Would be better if it said 'made for good-aligned bards'. But, really funny, I had a good laugh going through it!
Posted by Alex at 2007-10-1706:41:02
Haha, I would have had to sic Ricardo on you, Axe of Clown Slaying and all! _________________________ Alex "Hugie" Hugon Writer - Ossian Studios NWN2: Mysteries of Westgate - NWN2's first Adventure Pack Moonshadows - An Action-Packed, Story-Driven Adventure in the Forgotten Realms [Development Blog] The Third Sign - A Novel-to-NWN2-Module conversion of Gregory A. Wilson's book [Purchase from Amazon]
Posted by Dormammu at 2007-10-1610:58:33
I should have green-lighted the review just to spite you! :P
10 - A Masterpiece, Genuinely Groundbreaking 9 - Outstanding, a Must Have 8 - Excellent, Recommended to Anyone 7 - Very Good, Deserves a Look 6 - Good, Qualified Recommendation 5 - Fair, Solid yet Unremarkable 4 - Some Merit, Requires Improvements 3 - Poor Execution, Potential Unrealized 2 - Very Little Appeal 1 - Not Recommended to Anyone
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