Poor Attempt at Humor, Failed Parody, Piece of Trash
Patch
1.04
Description
A Serious Problem...Seriously. A Completely, Utterly Stupid and Pointless NWN2 Adventure that is most definitely not created by Hall of Fame author Alex "Hugie" Hugon
DISCLAIMER: This is a module I made in about 5 hours of work. Keep that in mind while you waste 10 minutes playing it. I took basically one day off from development of my real project, Moonshadows.
You are Ricardo--just Ricardo--a recent graduate of the prestigious University of Anti-Seriousness. Upon terminating your studies in the honorable arts of Clown-Slaying, Joke-Telling, and Seriousness-Prevention, you received a summons from an old friend of yours, a high-ranking official in the Ministry of Anti-Seriousness named Mr. Fancypants.
This is a completely stupid, idiotic waste of time and you should only play it if you (a) like stupid jokes--and I mean really stupid jokes; (b) don't mind wasting time, and; (c) don't mind completely linear gameplay that will probably take 10 minutes to finish.
If you laugh a single time during this adventure, I will have accomplished my goal. Enjoy, if at all possible.
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INSTALLATION:
-place 'ricardo1.bic' in your NeverwinterNights2\localvault\ directory.
-place 'A Serious Problem.mod' in your NeverwinterNights2\modules\ directory.
-prepare to be amazed.
-be amazed.
-Vote...or not.
This is the uber version of Ricardo; apparently those clowns are a bit vicious for a 1st level bard specializing in greataxe-fighting. This guy is *still* a 1st level bard specializing in greataxe, but he's a bit better equipped... ;)
This is the kind of thing you'll have to deal with if you download this module.
This is Ricardo, with whom you must play the module. Unless, of course, you don't mind all the people in the game calling your precious little character "Ricardo" instead of his or her real name. Oh, also, Ricardo really has a feather-tipped hat that is not shown in this picture.
I'd like to apologize to whoever requested to have this module reviewed by the Vault guild--this module is just not "serious" enough to merit that kind of analysis. _________________________ Alex "Hugie" Hugon Writer - Ossian Studios NWN2: Mysteries of Westgate - NWN2's first Adventure Pack Moonshadows - An Action-Packed, Story-Driven Adventure in the Forgotten Realms [Development Blog] The Third Sign - A Novel-to-NWN2-Module conversion of Gregory A. Wilson's book [Purchase from Amazon]
Posted by Alex at 2007-10-1609:35:53
Heh, I tend to go by my real name now--though I include "Hugie" in quotes for the "old guard" who recognize me better that way. ;) _________________________ Alex "Hugie" Hugon Writer - Ossian Studios NWN2: Mysteries of Westgate - NWN2's first Adventure Pack Moonshadows - An Action-Packed, Story-Driven Adventure in the Forgotten Realms [Development Blog] The Third Sign - A Novel-to-NWN2-Module conversion of Gregory A. Wilson's book [Purchase from Amazon]
Posted by Steve_Savicki at 2007-10-1007:41:21
So you don't go by Hugie anymore? _________________________ Steve's Characters - please don't forget to vote on them if you play them. Thanks, Steve
Posted by Alex at 2007-10-0207:16:56
Haha, I can't believe people are actually playing this! :D I made it in literally 5 hours. Don't expect much, people... _________________________ Alex "Hugie" Hugon Writer - Ossian Studios NWN2: Mysteries of Westgate - NWN2's first Adventure Pack Moonshadows - An Action-Packed, Story-Driven Adventure in the Forgotten Realms [Development Blog] The Third Sign - A Novel-to-NWN2-Module conversion of Gregory A. Wilson's book [Purchase from Amazon]
Posted by Kaeldorn at on09/25/07
A couple of funny comments, but most weren't. Even though that was the point of the mod, that doesn't really make it good ;)
Posted by Alex at 2007-08-2916:32:27
@joriandrake: Got the email--we've talked. ;) @redqueen: Haha, glad you liked it! Don't worry, if you liked this, it means your sense of humor is just like mine...which is a wonderful blessing. You should be proud. ;) Cheers, Alex _________________________ Alex "Hugie" Hugon Writer - Ossian Studios NWN2: Mysteries of Westgate - NWN2's first Adventure Pack Moonshadows - An Action-Packed, Story-Driven Adventure in the Forgotten Realms [Development Blog] The Third Sign - A Novel-to-NWN2-Module conversion of Gregory A. Wilson's book [Purchase from Amazon]
Posted by redqueen at 2007-08-2805:19:24
I actually quite enjoyed this! I loved the drizzt do'urden nod especially. And the humor was just my speed--dunno what that says about me, really... _________________________ They say the Prince of Darkness is a gentleman, and as it turns out, they're right. A fine gentleman.
Posted by fardoche77 at on07/15/07
Gods, the jokes are indeed very very bad. Y'know, like what a sad, lonely, half-braindead 10 ten year-old would come up with. (well, except for the sex jokes! Steve S. stay out of this one! Pardon my french, but hoolala! Hot content! Mature rating!) Anyway... Just to report that the "uber" armor didn't work. Had to respawn 15 times... that cut a bit into my enjoyment.
Posted by Alex at 2007-06-1504:57:50
Sounds like the cow and the air elemental (wispy!) are the two most popular thus far... :) Thanks Eliswathe! _________________________ Alex "Hugie" Hugon Writer - Ossian Studios NWN2: Mysteries of Westgate - NWN2's first Adventure Pack Moonshadows - An Action-Packed, Story-Driven Adventure in the Forgotten Realms [Development Blog] The Third Sign - A Novel-to-NWN2-Module conversion of Gregory A. Wilson's book [Purchase from Amazon]
Posted by Eliswathe at on06/13/07
Just because I laughed for about ten minutes at the cow tipping joke....seriously.
10 - A Masterpiece, Genuinely Groundbreaking 9 - Outstanding, a Must Have 8 - Excellent, Recommended to Anyone 7 - Very Good, Deserves a Look 6 - Good, Qualified Recommendation 5 - Fair, Solid yet Unremarkable 4 - Some Merit, Requires Improvements 3 - Poor Execution, Potential Unrealized 2 - Very Little Appeal 1 - Not Recommended to Anyone
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